Michael makes me happy because rawrgrurn
Adriana makes me happy because sexual innuendos
Vicki makes me happy because Vicki
Kristen makes me happy because cats.
I had a cat named snowball
She died, she died
My mom said she was sleeping
She lied, she lied
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Why couldn’t that semi hit me instead?
Today I learned I am simultaneously a slut and a virgin.
I keep Change in the tip of my pen
And it seems like every now and then it spurts out angry ink
That makes me think maybe
The writing on the wall could use a little revision